> > Subject:WP Mensa Invitational > > > > > > Here are the winners of this year'sWashingtonPost > MensaInvitational > > which, once again, asked readers to take any word from > the dictionary, > > alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one > letter, and supply a > > new definition : > > > > 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which > renders the > > subject financially impotent for an indefinite period > of time. > > > > 2. Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an > asshole. > > > > 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, > which lasts until > > you realize it was your money to start with. > > > > 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. > > > > 5 Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people > that stops > > bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, > unfortunately, shows > > little sign of breaking down in the near future. > > > > 6. Foreploy: Any mis representation about yourself for > the purpose of > > getting laid. > > > > 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high > > > > 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic > wit and the > > person who doesn't get it. > > > > 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you > are running late. > > > > 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got > extra > > credit.) > > > > 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is > sending off all these > > really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth > explodes and it's, > > like, a serious bummer. > > > > 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting > through the day > > consuming only things that are good for you. > > > > 13. Glibido: All talk and no action. > > > > 14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to > seem smarter when > > they come at you rapidly. > > > > 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance > performed just after > > you've accidentally walked through a spider web. > > > > 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, > that gets into > > your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be > cast out. > > > > 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding > half a worm in > > the fruit you're eating. > > > > > > The Washington Post has also published the winning > submissions to it's > > yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply > alternate meanings > > for common words. And the winners are: > > > > 1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs. > > > > 2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how > much weight one has > > gained. > > > > 3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a > flat stomach. > > > > 4. Esplanade, v, To attempt an explanation while > drunk. > > > > 5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent. > > > > 6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly a nswering the door > when wearing > > only a nightgown. > > > > 7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp. > > > > 8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash. > > > > 9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up > someone who has been > > run over by a steamroller. > > > > 10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline. > > > > 11. Testicle n. A humorous question on an exam. > > > > 12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing > adopted by > > proctologists. > > > > 13. Pokemon, n.A Rastafarian proctologist. > > > > 14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation > with > > yiddishisms. > > > > 15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, > the soul flies > > up onto the roof and gets stuck there. > > > > 16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer > shorts worn by > > Jewish men.
Hey!!! When are you going to post something new????? How many times do we have to look at someone diving into an elephant's arse before we get to the bottom of you?
*knock* *knock* i know your in there.... c'mout c'mout wherever you are.
19 comments:
Good to know there's a future in bootie wrangling....
Ha!
hahahaha! Well, it's good you're starting small.
Wow it took Trotsky for you to get back to writing again.
What a minute...the future is looking bleak indeed.
I think this career path might not have been the best choice.
Don't worry - elephants aren't until far in the future - next comes the arm in a cow to turn the calf around.....
Edited myself :P...
Also "Wait", Not "What"....sheesh.
Whos's in the silver suit? Is this in your backyard?
Constipation can be a real pain in the butt
Hey, how about a new post over here?
A fresh perspective would be nice, I'm tired of looking up an elephant's ass.
I'm sending Killer Willard over to discuss matters with you.
Ah dah, when are ya comin baack da Herb. I wuz wondrin becuz we kinda missed ya, yeah no not really but where the heck are ya????
> > Subject:WP Mensa Invitational
> >
> >
> > Here are the winners of this year'sWashingtonPost
> MensaInvitational
> > which, once again, asked readers to take any word from
> the dictionary,
> > alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one
> letter, and supply a
> > new definition :
> >
> > 1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which
> renders the
> > subject financially impotent for an indefinite period
> of time.
> >
> > 2. Ignoranus: A person who is both stupid and an
> asshole.
> >
> > 3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund,
> which lasts until
> > you realize it was your money to start with.
> >
> > 4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
> >
> > 5 Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people
> that stops
> > bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer,
> unfortunately, shows
> > little sign of breaking down in the near future.
> >
> > 6. Foreploy: Any mis representation about yourself for
> the purpose of
> > getting laid.
> >
> > 7. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
> >
> > 8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic
> wit and the
> > person who doesn't get it.
> >
> > 9. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you
> are running late.
> >
> > 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got
> extra
> > credit.)
> >
> > 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is
> sending off all these
> > really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth
> explodes and it's,
> > like, a serious bummer.
> >
> > 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting
> through the day
> > consuming only things that are good for you.
> >
> > 13. Glibido: All talk and no action.
> >
> > 14. Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to
> seem smarter when
> > they come at you rapidly.
> >
> > 15. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance
> performed just after
> > you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
> >
> > 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito,
> that gets into
> > your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be
> cast out.
> >
> > 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding
> half a worm in
> > the fruit you're eating.
> >
> >
> > The Washington Post has also published the winning
> submissions to it's
> > yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply
> alternate meanings
> > for common words. And the winners are:
> >
> > 1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.
> >
> > 2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how
> much weight one has
> > gained.
> >
> > 3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a
> flat stomach.
> >
> > 4. Esplanade, v, To attempt an explanation while
> drunk.
> >
> > 5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.
> >
> > 6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly a nswering the door
> when wearing
> > only a nightgown.
> >
> > 7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.
> >
> > 8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.
> >
> > 9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up
> someone who has been
> > run over by a steamroller.
> >
> > 10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.
> >
> > 11. Testicle n. A humorous question on an exam.
> >
> > 12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing
> adopted by
> > proctologists.
> >
> > 13. Pokemon, n.A Rastafarian proctologist.
> >
> > 14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation
> with
> > yiddishisms.
> >
> > 15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death,
> the soul flies
> > up onto the roof and gets stuck there.
> >
> > 16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer
> shorts worn by
> > Jewish men.
I want a picture of the Tower of Babel!!
Happy father's day to you Dad!
Hey!!! When are you going to post something new????? How many times do we have to look at someone diving into an elephant's arse before we get to the bottom of you?
*knock* *knock* i know your in there.... c'mout c'mout wherever you are.
hahaaaa!!! I just went spelunking for my dad :-)
All right damnit... enough is enough. Time to pull our cyber heads out of this elephant's arse!!!!
put something about YOUR ham and cheese radios up in here for crying out loud... ANYTHING other than this pachyderm BUTT DIVING image!!!!!
CQ CQ CQ
*sheez*
:P :D
I hope he finds a thanksgiving dinner in there and doesn't mind sharing it... i REALLY don't feel like cooking this year.
Flash!
This blog has won the PEW-litzer prize for the most tasteless presence on the Internet for the years 2008 through 2010.
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